Other things Apple will not be releasing at events they don’t put on this year include:
- iGun
- The iPad 4, 5, 6, or 7
- Apple Ham Radio
- The Kraken
- Apple+
- The iPhone 5, 6, 7, 8, or — get this — 9
- Apple Petting Zoo
- BioDome 4
- An Android phone
- Their blow out Q1 earnings
- Puppies
Actually, maybe puppies. Sources cannot confirm or deny this.
The fourth one made me laugh. I love this blog.
Shit geeeeeeeeks
Ham Radio??? Leo Laporte...soooo disappointed!!! :)
OK, kittens aren’t...the list, so we still have a chance!
Aw, c’mon Apple, release the Kraken!
MG Siegler zna odpowiedź.